⚠️ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠️ BEST VIEWED IN INTERNET EXPLORER 6 ⚠️
★ 买前促销闪购 | Promotion flash purchase before you buy ★
★ 买后删号删鸡 | No service is provided after purchase and the account is deleted ★
★ 你喜欢暂停机器 | You like suspended ★
★ 开工单就性欲不佳 | Tickets=Not in good standing ★
★ 想解封还要交25刀 | 25 dollars to unseal ★
★ 我通过 paypal 退款,但 PRISMNODES 从我的退款中删除了 10 美元并关闭了我的工作订单 ★
★ 去你妈的 PRISMNODES 和 rice ★
★ 你去舔狗和皮带。 去你的 ★
✨ 一个账号一个鸡 | One chicken per account ✨
✨ 付款只能用批批 | PayPal payments only ✨
✨ 超过伍刀别买鸡 | Don't buy if above five dollars ✨
✨ 判定停权就争议 | Dispute if account restricted ✨
✨ 白嫖半年免费鸡 | free chicken for half year ✨
✨ 删号删鸡不扎心 | No worries if account or chicken deleted ✨
✨ 不买黄牛溢价鸡 | Don't buy overpriced chicken from scalpers ✨
✨ 无脑直冲是傻逼 | Stupid people buy without thinking ✨
⚠️ 你不应该购买PRISMNODES的任何服务 | You should not buy any services of PRISMNODES ⚠️
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